If you live in or around Ravenscourt Park, you already know the rhythm of flat life in west London: a bit busy, a bit dusty, and never quite as tidy as you planned by Friday.

If you live, work, or spend time around the Lyric Theatre in Hammersmith, upholstery gets tired quickly.

Moving out is stressful enough without discovering greasy kitchen cupboards, limescale on taps, or that one stubborn mark on the skirting board that seems to appear only when the estate agent arrives.